boop i feel a little rough tonight because i want to be socialising but i don’t have enough money and everyone’s away home and :(

i think i’m an extrovert idk

posted 3 weeks ago

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

i miss having a bootycall why is life so difficult


tophat swag


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posted 3 weeks ago

i drank a lot of rum, ate a lot of baked potatoes and cried a lot last night it was very cathartic

posted 3 weeks ago

i love hannibal it’s a great show but i’m really worried that it’s romanticising mental illness? like whoa stags omg hallucinations are so cool!!

no

posted 4 weeks ago

someone pay for some just eat for me i’m so hungry and i have no food and i’m sick wah

posted 1 month ago

i have a really good open and communicative relationship with my bootycall. whY CAN’T I TRANSFER THIS TO PEOPLE I ACTUALLY HAVE A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN


okaY since Mika liked this so much i decided to post it here, it’s a show i did a few months ago - i start at 6:25 but i HIGHLY recommend watching all of it as there are so absolutely hilarious and EXTREMELY talented other comedians in this that i work with on a regular basis and it’d be a shame if you didn’t because I SAID SO THAT’S WHY

(p.s. criticism EXTREMELY WELCOME)